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Post by PunkyTurtle018 on Aug 20, 2005 21:27:23 GMT -5
Filled up 17 pages with this goodness! lol Here's a brand new slate to start with. Please do not post repeats. Check the other board under GODRIC'S HOLLOW if you don't know what's been said.
So, have you ever thought of something completley off the wall a character would NEVER say? It's completely funny, ridiculous, and you know it'll never happen, but you just want to tell someone? Well, this is the game for that.
Post a character (i.e.: Draco) and come up with something completely ludicrous that they'd never say (i.e.: I sure would love to meet another Muggle today!).
Make sure you don't post the same thing as someone else. You can use the same character, but not the same quote.
If you're having a hard time understanding this, PM me and I'll clarify it for you!
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Post by fairymargarita on Aug 20, 2005 21:31:12 GMT -5
Fred: Maybe I should move in with Percy...
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Post by frogsofchocolate on Aug 20, 2005 21:39:55 GMT -5
Percy: You know if you replaced 'c' with 'v' my name would be Pervy... PERVY- get it? HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by PunkyTurtle018 on Aug 20, 2005 21:47:22 GMT -5
lol that makes me think Percy's drunk
Molly: "Bill, I just love your hair! It's getting so long! And is that a new earring? A Dragon Tooth? It looks very nice dear!"
Bill: "Nah, I'm getting my hair cut off. I hate it. And I'm thinking of never wearing these stupid earrings again."
Ginny: "I agree Bill, you look really stupid."
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Post by fairymargarita on Aug 20, 2005 22:06:16 GMT -5
Arthur: Molly, be a dear and throw out all my Muggle things please? It's getting too cluttered in here.
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Post by PunkyTurtle018 on Aug 20, 2005 22:11:52 GMT -5
Percy: "I need some Odgen's Firewhiskey."
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Post by frogsofchocolate on Aug 20, 2005 22:19:56 GMT -5
Sirius: Harry, you can't get a motorcycle- they're too dangerous!
(*tear* of course he'll never say that since his... well, you know.)
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Post by Monica on Aug 20, 2005 22:21:10 GMT -5
Charlie: I hate dragons. They are so stupid.
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Post by frogsofchocolate on Aug 20, 2005 22:27:01 GMT -5
Dragons: we hate Charlie, we want to eat him
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Post by PunkyTurtle018 on Aug 20, 2005 22:29:46 GMT -5
Dumbledore: "DON'T YOU DARE PICK UP YOUR FORKS RIGHT NOW! I'VE GOT A WHOLE SPEECH PREPARED FOR YOUR BLOODY ARSES!"
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Post by fairymargarita on Aug 20, 2005 22:42:29 GMT -5
Snape: Sure Dumbledore, you can replace me as the DADA teacher I suppose...
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Post by frogsofchocolate on Aug 20, 2005 22:44:59 GMT -5
Harry: I'm so glad Snape's teaching DADA, this will be so educational!
Hermione: yeah... whatever.
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Post by tiffany on Aug 20, 2005 22:55:31 GMT -5
Snape: Longbottom! Your potion is coming out nicer than Ms. Granger's! 30 points to Gryffindor!
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Post by fairymargarita on Aug 20, 2005 22:56:22 GMT -5
Snape: Draco! Your potion is dreadful. 30 points from Slytherin.
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Post by frogsofchocolate on Aug 20, 2005 23:10:23 GMT -5
Neville: Snape is my role model (and I secretly have a rather large man crush on him, but don't tell anyone)
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